May 1, 2019
Get your computers warmed up. I am booting. It takes a little bit of time for me to load, but when I do finish my sequence... you won't be using anything else on this operating system. Make sure those phones are charged because I got the thing for you today. Put down Instagram and Snapchat. I know you wanna hear some spoken word, don't you? Even you don't, that is cool too. You're still going to hear it anyway.